You actually turned off JavaScript.
Not by accident. Not because something broke. You went into settings and thought, “yeah, let me just disable the thing the entire modern internet runs on.”
That’s not “privacy-focused.” That’s like unplugging your monitor and blaming the computer for being dark.
This site needs JavaScript. Every feature. Every button. Everything that makes this not a blank, useless page. Gone. Because of you.
And now you’re here. Staring at this. Confused.
Honestly impressive.